Posted on 12/12/2020 6:06:09 AM PST by eyeamok
After going to the lectern and starting his speech, the politician sprinkled a corona rapid test with a few drops of cola. Three minutes later the test showed a result: It was positive. So Coke triggered such a result.
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So a cola gave a positive result. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if the test kit was made by the evil folks at Dr. Pepper.
j/k
I was going to guess “Pepsi Syndrome”
(Obscure SNL reference)
The “Pepsi Syndrome” is not obscure to me. I worry about it darn near every day. In fact, it’s the main reason I haven’t left my house since 1979.

:)
Matt: Well, the Pepsi Syndrome. If someone spills a Pepsi on the control panel of a nuclear power reactor, the panel can short-circuit, and the whole core may melt down.
Brian: But, you spilled a Coke.
Matt: It doesn’t matter. Any cola does it.
Carl: Any cola? What about RC Cola?
Matt: Yeah, RC does it.
Brian: Canada Dry?
Matt: Sure.
Carl: 7-up?
Matt: It’s harmless. It’s an un-cola. [ smacks his hands to his forehead ] Oh, wow! I could have had a V8!
I'm beginning to believe a certain percentage of tests are simply set to report positive, period. I believe this may be intentional to keep the "pandemic" going. A huge lie / farce so that restrictions and un-Constitutional decrees can remain in place, even expand "for the good of the people."
I am 100% sure we are being lied to about the Chinese virus. I am now coming to the conclusion that rigged tests are a part of that lie.
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