The old George Costanza “I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body” ploy still works to this day
I guess then Bruce Jenner is "Living the Dream".
Chef : No, no, no, she’s not like that. You see, uh, how do I put this. Children, Miss Ellen doesn’t exactly play for right team.
[children look puzzled]
Chef : I-I-I-In other words, children, she not a member of the *heterosexual persuasion*.
[the children still don’t have a clue]
Chef : Don’t you understand? She’s a lesbian!
Stan Marsh : A whatbian?
Kyle Broflovski : A prebian?
Chef : You boys don’t know what a lesbian is?
Stan Marsh : [to Kenny] Kenny?
[Kenny shrugs]
Stan Marsh : No, explain it to us, Chef.
Chef : That-That’s okey, eh b... look, all you need to know is, Miss Ellen is a lesbian, and that means she only likes other lesbians.
Stan Marsh : Oh.
Chef : Now move along, children, you’re holding up the line.
[they walk on]
Kyle Broflovski : Weak, dude! She only likes other lesbians?
Stan Marsh : Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
Kyle Broflovski : Hey, yeah!
Cartman : You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!
I use that Seinfeld line all the time when I get in arguments with the woketards. I usually pull it out after the try to dismiss me as not having a valid opinion because "that is a typical straight white male opinion." I retort with "Are you misgendering me? I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body!”
It stupefies them every time.