That story was strictly truth. That dam’ cat used to sit in front of the oven and meow while a turkey was cooking. It eventually lived 18 years. One of the good ones.
It had one more bad habit. Leave a stick of butter out and you would find little tongue marks on it.
I don’t doubt it.
I’m sitting here finishing my second Vesper martini watching my step-daughter’s cat eat the dog’s food knowing he’ll be puking it up on the couch later.
But, I don’t care.
Because I’ll be making my step-daughter clean the mess.
I’ll make sure to tell her that her cat looked really cute as he was..ACK....ACK....HORK....WHORK.....