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THE FLY ON THE WALL
Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear. Bear in mind my spelling. I am, after all, only a fly.
Thanksgiving 2020 and the Pandemic
I found myself at this meeting strictly by accident. At the time I was very familiar with the meeting rooms in the big white building but this room that I was in when I learned the plan about the upcoming holidays I had never seen before. In addition I did not recognize a single person in the room.
A man led the meeting, a man I'd never seen before. There was another man in attendance wearing that uniform thing humans wear when they are in charge of other humans. There were about ten other people there, all unknown to me. To add to my dismay no refreshments were served so a fly couldn't even get a crumb.
"We've got to do something about the upcoming holidays," a man, evidently some kind of human leader type, began the meeting.
"Why? What is the problem with the holidays?" another attendee asked.
The leader took a deep breath and began his human spiel.
"The biggest time of year to catch a flu or virus is the period of time from the end of November through to early January," the leader said, who I learned was named Mary Como.
"But it's not even Winter until 12/21," another attendee shouted. I learned his name was, well he was mayor of some city in California.
"It begins with Thanksgiving," Mary Como said. "This is when the weather is getting chilly and at Thanksgiving humans have a big dinner and everybody with a virus on their person brings it inside and shares it with all guests at the Thanksgiving dinner table."
"Ok," Mayor DeBlast said. "So?"
"Listen, New York does not have enough money to take care of a flood of people inflicted with COVID-19. We've got to stop it as best we can."
"How can we stop people from having a family dinner in their own homes?" another attendee inputted, name was Whitmoon I think.
"We make it illegal," Mary Como responded.
"How we gonna arrest anybody in their own home? That's gotta be against the constitution," yet another attendee inputted, name was also Como, a relative of Mary I think.
Mary Como jumped up and slammed down a stapler that had been sitting on the table. "Listen!," he began with a shout. "We haven't followed the damn constitution once during this pandemic. I can't have 90% of New York in a hospital with that virus and until I die I will never ask Trump for some help. He's shut off a lot of our money supply so we've got to stop the holiday spread of this virus."
The man wearing the human uniform showing him in charge pipes in..."Listen, we're not going to send cops in to peoples' homes and arrest them for having Thanksgiving dinner," he shouted.
"All you need to do is declare that family gatherings, indoors, of over ten, will be illegal. We'll declare the same thing for Christmas dinners," Mary Como explained, loudly.
"If we put it over the air enough, CNN will do it....all the networks, it will cut down on the spread of the virus enough to keep New York out of trouble."
At that point all the attendees began shouting and this fly totally lost track with what was going on. I do understand the advent of cold weather and how getting inside the human houses is one way to remain alive and fed during the insect-dangerous weather. I do not know what a virus is but figure it might be related to a fly.
And indeed I did hear the human political shows talking about Thanksgiving and no large groups of people and it was on all the TV stations, the radio, the newspapers.
So the humans won't be congregating around turkey as much this year and, sadly, this fly won't get to land on the most favored human stuffing in a warm home to be fed and happy.
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