"Put Down the fork!!!"
"Put Down the fork!!!"
My wife went to the store the day our idiot governor made his speech and “shutdowns”. She got all of our Thanksgiving stuff.
Her favorite check-out gal was saying it was crazy on the run on TP and it was all gone. My wife told her “Oh - my husband had us stocked up the first week of February!” (Of course after giving it away to relatives and neighbors I had to restock during the late summer!).
“BUT - I am getting the turkey today. Just in case they ban the sale of turkeys!”
“Smart girl!” replied the check-out gal.