[grumpygresh]

Bidet. Sums him up perfectly. “bidet (US: /bɪˈdeɪ/ (About this soundlisten) or UK: /ˈbiːdeɪ/) is a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat on for the purpose of washing the human genitalia (mainly female genitalia), perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. The modern variety includes a plumbed-in water supply and a drainage opening, and is thus a type of plumbing fixture subject to local hygiene regulations. The bidet is designed to promote personal hygiene, and is used after defecation, and before and after sexual intercourse. In several European countries, a bidet is today required by law to be present in every bathroom containing a toilet bowl.”

[rfp1234]

J. Robinette Bidet.

And “robinet” is, quite amusingly, the French word for faucet.
Also slang for the male sex organ.

[ronnie raygun]

Joe bidet, funny! it will stick