[billyboy15]

China virus also can cause incontinence and explosive diarrhea, hair loss, impotence and acne.

[rlmorel]

Or, as a famous warning label once said:

"WARNING: May cause hair loss, uncontrollable greasy discharge, impotence and acne..."

You almost had to admire them sticking the "uncontrollable greasy discharge" right in the middle hoping people wouldn't notice...