Liberal brains splattering everywhere
Their heads explode but there is never ever brain splatter
Is that because they have no brains, or because their brains are impenetrably dense, so the explosion is insufficient to get them airborne. This is important, in case they explode with extraordinary force, so that we can know whether to just relax if we’re outside the blast radius, or duck the anticipated heavy projectile. Perhaps helmets or hard hats should be worn?
“Liberal brains splattering everywhere”
“Their heads explode but there is never ever brain splatter.”
Just a little wisp of pungent smoke drifts out.