We have canceled Thanksgiving this year.
We are all getting together for a peaceful protest instead.
With turkey, I assume. You cannot have a peaceful protest without turkey, and cranberries, and mashed potatoes, and gravy. The tryptophan in turkey keeps it peaceful. Apple or pumpkin pie helps with keeping people on topic during the protest as well.
This has been a running gag at Babylon Bee.
In Show Of Solidarity, COVID-19 Vows Not To Infect Anyone Protesting Inequality
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-powerful-statement-covid-19-vows-not-to-infect-anyone-protesting-inequality
WHO Scientists Confirm Coronavirus Only Spreads At Conservative Protests
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-confirm-coronavirus-only-spreads-at-conservative-protests
Perhaps a turkey funeral?