What is it with those pasties anyway?
Perhaps we should ask what is it with those nipples anyway?
Is it the nipple that is so pernicious to the human view? Is it the combination of the nipple and the rest of the whole boob that is so offensive? Does the presence of the pasty cloaking from view the dreaded nipple sanitize the view of the rest of the organ and render it fit for human observation?
What is it with the mucosa or, my God, the prepuce anyway?
(Yes, I had to look them up)
If he covered these two extreme end of the glans with the equivalent of a pasty would it then become trendy for Hunter to exhibit the rest of his mighty penis?
Inquiring minds