[plain talk]

"“I want to do it even bigger than the Democrats,” Trump said ...
The White House has proposed $1.8 trillion in coronavirus relief, while Pelosi is pushing for $2.2 trillion."

I guess they could compromise and add them together and make it an even $4T. :-)

[Brian Griffin]

“I want to do it even bigger than the Democrats.”

Trump

I’ll be voting for him, but only because Biden is even more of an idiot.