Why not Northern Indigenous People’s pie - NIP-PIE? (Oops - “nip” not good!)
Jo Anne Worley, of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In fame, closed the show one night with a comment that, before going to sleep, she "had a little nip" - and out walks a Japanese midget.
The audience roared. On cue, the liberals were outraged. The Japanese-Americans thought it was freaking hilarious.