Yarf! Billy Bob had half the Arkansas cheerleading staff and he chose that?!!! There had to be less aromatic trailer trash everywhere
If Bubba the Rapist had merely married a bimbo, it wouldn’t have helped his career. He needed someone driven, ruthless, evil, immoral, evil, politically connected and evil to help him get ahead. She’d look the other way when he banged other broads (and he couldn’t care less what women or men she boffed). The marriage was and has always been a business arrangement.