I still remember the first word I was taught. The nun in her full black habit stood at the blackboard and drew two upright ovals, side by side. She made a dot in the center of each oval, and stepped back to let the effect of two eyes staring at us sink in. Then she placed an L in the front and a K at the back, and introduced us to our first word.
Me too. In fact I was taught so well that I was invited to read on the local radio's Children's Hour when I was in the 2nd grade.
I’d have thought, titties - look.