[DoubleNickle]

Better yet, she can use a Mobile Virtual Presence Device à la Sheldon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjWfur9at2s

[noiseman]

“Better yet, she can use a Mobile Virtual Presence Device à la Sheldon...”

Could it be equipped with a whip and a flamethrower? The whip would be for use when the press is relatively well-behaved, and the flamethrower for when stronger measures are required.