[bagster]

It is called a pen. Humans use it for writing and conspiracy theories.

Humans keep pens up their sleeves. You can buy a wristband to hold the pen.

Its much more convenient than keeping a pen in your pocket or on the desk you would use it on.

I hope you're picking up my sarcasm.

Seriously? A pen?

Doh.

[mewzilla]

But what if he wasn’t actually writing with the pen, but was pretending to in order to hide the fact he had crib notes?

BiteMe couldn’t even remember to collect his notepad when the debate was over.

Oy.

[cornfedcowboy]

That has got to be a pen....don’t you think? I do and not adding any sarcasm.