Years ago I had a dumb colleague who claimed to be a “Unitarian Universalist.” Our company had a visitor from China, who was curious about the USA and asking many questions about society in general and our lives in particular. When the topic came to religion, she showed him a card with a statement “what we believe.”
He read it, scratched his head, and said: “Is this a religion? It seems more like an advertisement for laundry detergent.”
That is pretty funny, thanks for sharing it.