Did she participate in a rape train? Throw ice cubes at anyone in a bar? Leave a public hair on a can of coke?
No, but rumor has it when she was in middle school she left a pubic hair on the toilet seat after 3rd period gym class. It was an anonymous source that said so, so it must be true.
She doesn’t care about hygiene./s
Oh, better. She’s a real life member of a “Handmaid’s Tale” group! (In reality, she belongs to some basic prayer group, but of course facts don’t matter.)