[Mr Ramsbotham]

This is why I'm not committing any crimes, despite the fact that I'm not naturally disposed to. I've got a walk that's been made fun of ever since I was a wee lad.

I recall one time, when I was in my thirties, going to a junkyard to get a part. Right as I left my car and started walking in, I noticed two black guys lounging around outside the shop. As I approached, their eyes started getting bigger and bigger with each step I took, and their jaws began to drop.

"What's the matter?" I asked, perplexed. To which one of them cried out in amazement, "We thought you was on SPRINGS!"

[Salamander]

I glide.