[ROCKLOBSTER]

Hard working, tobacco spitting, God-fearing Alabama farmers on mechanized farm equipment. Welcome to the New South, where we pick our OWN cotton.

They sent them to Egypt to raise Egyptian cotton?

Who knew?

[Alas Babylon!]

We ain’t needin’ no foreign, Ay-rab cotton.

What’s wrong with Montgomery Prime? it’s one of the best extra-long staple cotton.