Actually, "Despacito" is the perfect song for Joe Biden

Twitter ^ | 09 16 2020 | Equipo Trump

[yesthatjallen]

Gropin' Biden Video Set to Music(40 secs)

Be sure to download it before it's removed by Twitter for 'copyright' infringement or upsetting Democrats.

[Still Thinking]

Young Girl -- Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

[marron]

I actually don’t have a problem with the song. I do have a problem with the fact that Biden has been a corrupt mediocrity his entire career, only becoming more corrupt and more mediocre as time went on. Now he is allied with the most toxic forces in America, and in the last fading moments of his political life is acting as their pantomime puppet. Thats the problem I have with Biden.

[Bommer]

Already deleted!

[red-dawg]

[Salamander]

My Sharona is better.

/always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

[Bommer]

Correction. Determined to be sensitive material. Unreal

[Kozak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=28&v=qBUUAce2Hc0&feature=emb_logo

“Creepy Joe”

[infool7]

If Joe suddenly becomes coherent we’ll know

that he has his phone on speaker and

he is only moving his lips.

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[SmokingJoe]

Excellent.
In my lifetime, I have never seen Latinos so energized for any Republican presidential candidate as they are for Trump right now.

[wally_bert]

I like that song.

Sharona Fleming of Monk comes to mind.

[SmokingJoe]

Nope.

[QBFimi]

Oh, you must mean the “Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito” part. (I want to breathe your neck slowly.)

Damn, does that fit the sniffer or what! ROFL

[elcid1970]

There is a hilarious Covid vid called “My Corona”.

But nothing like Weird Al’s classic “My Bologna”.

But yeah, Twitter pulled the Biden parody.

[Salamander]

I saw that one.

After that, everybody and their dog did their own version.

:D

[Salamander]

I can still see it

https://twitter.com/i/status/1306268390613561354

[pnut22]

I just watched it.

[katana]

"Despacito" means "Slow" or "Slowly".

Reminds me of George Carlin's joke about how the language has added syllables to soften and disguise simple truth. Parents at a meeting with their kid's teacher are told their child in "Minimally Exceptional" (8 syllables). The mother replies "Oh thank God! We thought he was slow."

"Slow Joe" it is.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I think Joe’s version of the song is called “Dementiacito”.

[FlyingEagle]

This is what really happened. That Twitter link is fake news, no doubt.

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-appeal-to-hispanics-biden-performs-mexican-hat-dance-while-eating-a-burrito-and-firing-revolvers-into-the-air