[Republican Wildcat]

“Our Lord Jesus was not a White Southerner but a brown-skinned Middle Eastern refugee,”

No, he wasn't a "white southerner." But where does the "refugee" come in?

[Vigilanteman]

They spend three years in Egypt waiting for Herod to take a dirt nap. More than likely, Joseph supported the family with his carpenter's skills or maybe by selling the Magi gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Racist Egyptians didn't have much of a refugee relief program back in those days.