Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear.
Summon to meeting with Jarrett and other politicos regarding Pelosi hair incident.
First, as I fly around the Obama mansion where they hold these meetings, I can tell when a meeting is called in that they wake me up with all the people suddenly showing up out of nowhere. They have these meetings in a special room so I also attend.
It seems the human Speaker of the House, named Pelosy or something and know that I'm a little confused about these human titles. What the hell is a Speaker of the House and don't all humans speak in the house?
But this Pelosy woman attends a lot of these meetings so I assume she's some kind of important human politician.
As this humble fly is to understand, the Pelosy woman got her hair done in some kind of human hair store even though they are all supposed to be shut down in the San Francisco area. Humans sure do have a lot of hair, proving it is much more efficient to be a fly. They even have to go some kind of store to have their hair done.
It would seem that many in America got angry over the fact that Pelosy could get her hair done with the hair store open just for her. Further, she didn't wear that mask thing that humans are wearing nowadays. If they made this fly wear a mask, I'd say no loudly. But then I'm not a speaker.
So here's what I heard.
VALJAR: "Okay, be aware," said the Valerie human. "Because of this Pelosy nonsense, we've got to drop that bit about Trump and him calling the soldiers buried in France 'idiots' and 'losers' TODAY."
Valjar leaned back and took a puff of a cigarette thing, something else humans aren't supposed to do. As a fly, I had no idea what the thing was about the President and the soldiers.
"We're not supposed to release that until mid-October," the human I know as Camela, supposed to be running for VP , said rather loudly.
"We have to get it out there now to take the heat off of Pelosy," Valerie said.
"If she hadn't demanded an apology from the salon owner we wouldn't be in this mess," the human I know as Dona with a last name like a country….Brazil I think.
Valjar flipped ashes into the ash tray, almost putting some on me had I not flown away quickly enough.
"Whatever the case, we've got the Atlantic ready to put it out there. We've got Jennifer Griffin on Fox who will back it up. We've got CNN and MSNBC ready to be all over it. And most important, we've got all the networks vowing not to mention the Pelosy story on the Sunday political shows."
With this Valjar leaned back, took one last drag on the cigarette thing and stubbed it out. She stood up as if to leave and all the other attendees followed, as they always do. Even I, the fly, know to fly out of the room lest I be captured within.
