[Flaming Conservative]

Well, maybe it’s the new chick attractant -— a lot easier than borrowing your sister’s 8 month old baby, or new puppy.

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Well, maybe it’s the new chick attractant -— a lot easier than borrowing your sister’s 8 month old baby, or new puppy.

It's better than a puppy or an 8 month old baby.

You attract women of all stripes with a puppy or a baby.

The MAGA hat automatically weeds out the undesirable ones!