[who_would_fardels_bear]

This is horrifying news!

The weight of all that snow is certain to force more of the glaciers into the ocean causing a rise in sea level and inundating all of the Pacific island chains.

Please send Greta and AOC there with snow shovels to help remove this excess snow!

[USS Alaska]

The weight of all that snow is certain to force more of the glaciers into the ocean causing a rise in sea level and inundating all of the Pacific island chains.

And it will capsize the floating island of Guam.

It gonna tip over and ruin the coral, with all of the Marines dat gonna fall in and sink.

So sayeth that great oracle, the congress critter johnson.