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To: moovova

Went into Staples to get ink for hubby.
Store nearly empty, as usual.
Was checking the expiration dates for freshest ink when a fat bald dude crept up behind and thrust a mask in my face, mumbling “Do you have a mask”?
I said yeah and pointed to the stretch lace nothing around my neck.
He said “Put it on” and I argued that I don’t have to but he got snotty so I pulled it up and when he walked away I pulled it back down.

Went out to the car and told Himself what happened and that I was mightily pissed, and wanted to take it back, so he took the ink back and returned it, telling the girl why.
The mask pusher walked up and Himself loudly said “You must be the fat bald guy that gave my old lady shit” and it rolled on, from there.

They apologized to him.

Went to WalMart and got the ink cheaper, no mask.

You may ask yourself, why didn’t *I* go back and return it...because honestly, he felt that his chances of winding up in jail that day were much smaller than mine, given my ever-dwindling ability to swallow this lie with a smile.


6 posted on 08/22/2020 12:20:59 PM PDT by Salamander (When Hillbillies Die In Battle, They Go To Y'allhalla)
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To: Salamander
 
 
Bet baldy had an epic pucker factor going when the Mr put his attentions on him.
 
 

10 posted on 08/22/2020 12:47:42 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: Salamander; reintarnation
When Hillbillies Die In Battle, They Go To Y'allhalla

No reintarnation?

12 posted on 08/22/2020 1:32:35 PM PDT by null and void (The Left weaponizes everything in the service of tyranny.)
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To: Salamander

Jeez I hate people sometimes. You and Himself have much greater strength than I do!

RE printer ink... We’ve been using:

OSIR
(4.6 out of 5 stars 423Reviews)
Osir Compatible Ink Cartridge Replacement for HP 950XL 951XL Combo Pack for HP OfficeJet Pro 8600 Plus 8610 8620 8100 8630 8640 8660 8615 8625 251DW 271DW 276DW”

...for my wife’s HP 8610 printer and it’s working great. Ridiculously cheap at Amazon too.


15 posted on 08/22/2020 1:57:28 PM PDT by moovova (https://therealjoe.com/)
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