Hi Hillary,
Since you fired the black guy who had the Near East desk (you know — right after he witnessed your crew in the State Department vacuuming your emails prior to turning them over to investigators), I highly recommend you give my nephew Alex Djerassi the job. Sure, he has zero experience, but our whole Mossad family will be there to provide guidance. And just think — If Alex had a great job, he’d have no time to go viralize Jeffrey’s videos of Bill molesting underaged girls. Kiss, kiss — Ghislaine
Interesting, isn’t it?