Hee Haw is off the air so he found another job that wasn’t as demanding.
Can we mark him “Return To Sender”?
Be sure to stamp him “FRAGILE” before the USPS picks up mail from that box, which if its like the USPS in my area that could be never. Also, I always heard you can’t “fix stupid” but I guess you can at leastchain it to a mail box.
With any luck he will get lost in the mail and delivered in 2085.