OMG! Those are biohazards! This is COVID, for God’s sake! Think of all those flu bugs just floating around out there!
How many dead bodies are scattered among the masks? Don’t sugar-coat it, I can take the real truth.
Get a hazmat team suited up and in that lot, STAT! Bleach!
Alcohol! Flamethrowers! Nuclear weapons! SCRUB BRUSHES!!
Dead bodies? I can say I can walk at least fifty or sixty yards without stepping on anything but dead, rotting flesh.