[a fool in paradise]

Declare it a poly-community event and you will be exempted.

[Buckeye McFrog]

“We’ve got to try something. And, if that doesn’t work, we have to try something else,” councilman Evan Myers said. “We need to act like our lives depend upon what we do — because they do.”

But they don't. And politicians who think like this are the main reason why we're pretty much scroooooooood.