[a fool in paradise]

“We’re Democrats. Nothing we ever said or did before today matters.”

[apillar]

As he took questions from reporters on Tuesday, Biden held notes that were captured by an Associated Press photographer. Harris’ name was scrawled across the top, followed by five talking points.

“Do not hold grudges.” “Campaigned with me & Jill.” “Talented.” “Great help to campaign.” “Great respect for her.”

Advisor: "Ok Joe, remember today you are going to talk about Harris, a prospective VP Pick."

Biden: "Neil Patrick Harris, the gay guy that played Doogie Howser?

Advisor: (sigh) No Kamala Harris, Senator from California

Biden: "The black one?"

Advisor: "Well, yes...sort of."

Biden: "The fat, gap toothed one?"

Advisor: "No you're thinking of Stacy Abrams..."

Biden: "Ohhh! The one who slept with Willie Brown!"

Advisor: "Yeah...but PLEASE don't say that at the press conference!"

Biden: "What should I say? She has nice legs and her hair smells nice?"

Adivsor: "Uhhh...I better just make you some notes..."

[Bigg Red]

AP is reporting this? I am stunned.

[EC Washington]

Clueless Joe! Pick the Fake Indian!! Senator Warren is a woman of Color!