But he does have his own airbags!
Yeah, with all that padding the only vulnerable spot is his fat head, which is empty.
Funny.
There was a line in the movie Stuart Saves His Family written by and starring Al Franken in which as a kid he was brushed back by a car hitting him while his alcoholic father was insisting on posing him in a picture in the road. Franken's character said at the hospital they said because he was so fat he avoided more serious injury.