I could not agree more with your comments, to Hell with Hallmark cards. They are over priced to begin with.
IMO for the longest time Hallmark held out as a standard of normalcy for family entertainment. Not anymore.
First new movie will be going my new way. Next will be peeing in the rain. Next will be the boobs of st Mary. Next will be I’ll be queer for Christmas. No more as don’t wish to kill my breakfast.