Now that's a mask I'd wear! Or one that says ...
"Governor Polis Is A Stupid Bastard!"
I got mine on eBay. Around eleven bucks. Several sellers have them.
At first I was going to get one of those “Plague Doctor” masks, but decided that would be very uncomfortable... Then I looked for one with sheep, but thought that may be too subtle for the sheep in the store. Ran across this one, and immediately ordered.
“Masks make you stupid”
/s