Hire some IT guys to do it. And for cheap.
Sure! I could write a PowerShell script that would toggle the permissions in less time than it takes to write this - but they would have to have privileged access to the database. I guess it’s just me but I don’t see her having that sort of access.
Yeah, then you have to hire a hit man to take care of them.
She's probably the type of crazy that would stay up all night doing it herself.