Back in college in the mid 60's there was a guy in our fraternity house who was very limber. He was so limber, and so strange, that he used to try to bend forward enough so that he could give himself a hummer. Some guys who lived in the house used to walk by his room, his door slightly opened .... when he was in there on the floor working on those last precious inches.
He thought if he could eventually do it, he'd never need a woman. What a freak.
Fauci seems like a guy who would love to hum himself.
:-)
Fauxcy is beyond my comprehension.
He apparently has a family, who he should spend more time with.