Can we start a Death List? How long before she “hangs herself”? I say 2 to 3 days—maybe I am being generous. No more than a week.
Yeah, and when she does, there'll be no video because someone forgot to put a VHS cassette in the machine, and all the guards on the floor will have been taking naps, and the card-swipe reader that controls access to the cell block will be on the fritz.
The BOP will declare it was a "perfect storm of errors," and will request "more resources" to address the problem.