Be a transgendered lesbian black woman and say that you for in the HR department of a very big company.
“””I’ll tell the police I’m a black woman. Will that help me avoid a speeding ticket?”””””
I was going to say the same thing but I am also a lesbian. I should be safe from arrest for any crime now.
Just add midget to your description and they’ll shine your shoes then give you an escort to where ever your going.