He doesn't want anything except to hope to cause trouble, and in the process enough light to locate his non-existent stubby.
I don't recall having pissed you off in the past, but i'm thinking by your response that I must have done.
You seem to remember me, but I don't remember you.
That's called senescence, gramps.
Your brain has shriveled up just like your chubby.
Now you won't be able to find either one, no matter how bright your sputtering lamp.