Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76
Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:
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But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:
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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:
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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.
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OMG the Biden’s won’t know what to do with themselves.
Are not lap dances essential services? If not, put a grocery aisle with a few staples in the strip club and call it a strip supermarket.
Are the message parlors still allowed to be open? Asking for Robert Kraft...
I know this place and situation well .
Got Caught in a riot on MB trying to visit my wife best buddy from HS .
It involved encountering riot Horses and naked rape victim we helped and protected until the cops came .
MB is hell on earth on the 4 th.
look at who’s in charge here
Lawmakers protecting us from sunburn while permitting exercise that will raise the temperature. Sheer genius, says I
Wrong point of contact for HCoV-19 transmission.
The only FDA approved antidote for Viagra.
Miami-Dade Fourth of July activities.
lol
The two mics look like two alien beings on the front of her clothing!
Fun for whole family! Bring gramps!
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