I used to work at a ‘survey’ call center. If Conservatism was recognized AT ALL, there was no single survey question or statement which put Conservatism in a positive light or that properly represented Conservatism.
In all political questions, you could NOT select for a Conservative response without practically admitting that you tear babies in half and eat them.
No one in their right mind should EVER do a survey
I think you might have called me. A few questions in I tumbled to the fact it was a push poll, called the lady on it, she owned up to it and explained she needed the job, I commiserated (the economy was in the toilet at the time).
We continued the poll, I gave the absolutely opposite and most extreme answers to the ones they were pushing.
She was in stitches by the end of it and genuinely thanked me for making her day!