Nah, you got them mixed up with that other group of hicks who found oil on their land, the Bel Arabs.
CC
Come listen to a story bout a man named Ahmed
Poor Camel driver barely kept his family fed.
Then one day- he was shootin at some Jews
When up through the ground comes a bubblin ooze
Oil that is
Saudi soda.... Persian Perrier
Now the first thing ya know, Ahmeds a millionaire
Kin folk said: Ahmed, Move away from there!
said: Californy is the place that youd do fair
So the loaded up their camel and they moved to BelAir
swimmin pools
movie stars
...Jews....
The Bel Airabs!
They call themselves Persians. Not Iranian...