[rktman]

Pffffttttt! Just trying to trick us. We know rip van biden is up by at least 20 points.

[rfp1234]

Alternatively, the Rats have decided Joe Birdbrain must be replaced.

If so, they're cooking the polls in the opposite direction so he'll be underwater by convention time and Willie's Whore can be at the top of the new ticket.

[Avalon Memories]

We know rip van biden is up by at least 20 points.

Oh no...President Biden knows he's already won. He's the president of all he surveys (down there in his basement).

[SNICKER]