When he hired Jesse Smollett to manage his pit crew NASCAR should have got the hint that he was trouble.
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Reminds me,
To the tune of Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl”
Jussie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine
But lately something’s changed
It ain’t hard to define
Jussie’s got himself some loot and I want mine
And folks are watching him on TV
And they’re believin’ his BS, I just know it!
And he’s rolling in his money late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Jussie’s loot
I wish that I had Jussie’s fame
Where can I find a ticket like that?
I’ll play along with the charade
That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start saying noose
I wanna tell ‘em it’s bullshi* but the point is probably moot
‘Cause folks are watching him on TV
And they’re believin’ his BS, I just know it!
And he’s rolling in his money late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Jussie’s loot
I wish that I had Jussie’s fame
Where can I find a ticket like that?
Like Jussie’s loot
I wish that I had Jussie’s fame
Where can I find a game...
Where can I find a game like that?
And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time
Wonderin’ what they don’t see in me
I played victim; I ran with all their lies
Ain’t that the way bro’s supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find a ticket like that?
You know I wish that I had Jussie’s fame
I wish that I had Jussie’s game
I want Jussie’s loot
Where can I find a ticket like that?
Like Jussie’s game
I wish that I had Jussie’s fame
I want, I want Jussie’s loot
I think Bubba’s ticket in NASCAR is about to be punched.
He will lose his sponsors’ and won’t be back next year.