Since the shame from your original Butthurt is what got us to this point
you must like getting spanked because you keep coming back for more.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just walked right into that one!
Keep coming back for more, I'll keep on beating you. 
YOU are the one coming back like a yappy little Chihuahua.
So I’ll keep it really easy for you with simple yes or no questions that even someone like you should be able to answer.
Are you a member of the fugitive task force?
Were you at anytime part of the apprehension process of the fugitive in question?
Were you physically present at the apprehension of the fugitive?