Why are these people afraid of cartoon characters, statues, and rope?
When I was a kid we watched westerns on Saturdays, and the bad guys got hung for the crime. I liked playing with rope and figured out how to make a hangman’s noose. I never hung anyone with it, except for my sisters doll, and was never afraid of a rope.
So bubba is afraid of a door closer. What a smollet.
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What’s left of the “Boy(?) Scouts” are forced to remove knot-tying from their merit badges and training documents.