Reply with, tell it to the squad of Marines that is coming to evict you....
I don’t think they deserve to be dignified with Marines. I think they need round the clock detailed and unsparing descriptions of the problems faced by ordinary people whether it is someone discussing their hysterectomy, erectile dysfunction, bunions, hemorrhoids, or just the woes of the many, many #MeToo stories on the West Coast that has a disproportionate representation here.
Think of it as catharsis for residents who have actual problems.