Maybe the House will invite Celine Dion to sing a song for the rioters.
Maybe they will take out all the chairs so everyone can kneel instead.
Perhaps they could designate June as Hug a Thug Month.
I have an idea for a fundraiser. Have a honky walk from one end of Lake Street to the other. People can donate money for each block he makes it without getting stabbed, robbed, beaten or shot.
Maybe John Kerry can get James Taylor to sing “You’ve Got a Friend.”
“Let them touch dose dings...”