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To: SeekAndFind

I drove by a WalMart in a Minneapolistan suburb today. The parking lot was full.

I still can’t go get a haircut. Just too dangerous they say.

I saw a guy out in his yard by himself watering flowers.....wearing a mask and gloves.

This leads me to believe that haircuts and flowers are the most dangerous places to be right now.

WalMart, Target, groceries stores are super safe.

But don’t go to church and especially don’t sing there. You will die immediately. And most likely you will get arrested.


5 posted on 06/06/2020 11:45:11 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: shelterguy

The insanity of the Mediot Corona~19 pushers is so different from red state to red state.

Here in Californicator land, guys can now get haircuts and women can go to a beautician.

Yet in a Minneapolistan suburb, you still can’t get a haircut.

We both have Karen’s and Karl’s wearing masks and gloves while outside with no one near, driving and writing letters to the editors complaining about us not wearing a mask while walking in our yards.

In both blue states, going to Church is maybe the most dangerous thing we can do.


31 posted on 06/06/2020 12:21:24 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (If the reason you're wearing a mask is to protect me, stay at home. If you're sick, stay at home!)
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To: shelterguy
WalMart, Target, groceries stores are super safe

Just so long as you wear your combination kevlar/asbestos suit for both gunfire and regular fire.

40 posted on 06/06/2020 1:04:53 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
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I saw a guy out in his yard by himself watering flowers.....wearing a mask and gloves.

People have become sheep and slaves, as intended.






48 posted on 06/06/2020 1:57:39 PM PDT by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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