Don should go suck a ,er,lemon.
Don LeMon should know a lot about “dictatorships”, aka “dicks and taters and chips”.
As Tim Mathiesson said at the end of “Animal House” when he knocked out one of his ROTC pursuers, “Boy are you dumb/stupid”.
Don’s boyfriends, when asked “How do you like Don?” replied, “With a lemon and peppermint stick”.